The Thrill of Victory...and the Agony of Defeat

My four-day weekend starts tomorrow so I'm looking forward to lounging and celebrating Easter with chocolate and num-num fancy dinner. I found that dreaded beetle crawling up the stairs, coming after me. What I love is how my cat was resting right next to it, like it was her Buddy (♪My Buddy, My Buddy, he's a creepy beetle and he wants to kill my owner! My Buddy and Me!♪). Hey, do your friggin' job and kill it! I ended up throwing shoes at it and maneuvering around it to reach the vacuum. I know how this sounds and what you're thinking about me and you're wrong. That thing was HUGE! I could just imagine that thing sitting in my closet and sharpening a knife on its boot, waiting for me to come back:
......no picture? Oh, okay. Well, you can picture it in your mind.
Well, so now the basement is safe. I was playing "Symphony of the Night" before I caught that thing, though, because no one is stopping me from playing with Alucard:

NOBODY! Except maybe those undead brutes in the Colosseum...they slashed up my poor vampire until he exploded into a cloud of blood. Sigh...I need to be more careful. So, that's the most recent saga of my life: bug huntin' and fightin' the undead. I think that looks like this:

That's how Spanky REALLY bug hunts...with a muthertruckin' sword.
On a side-note, I've been reading the play "Volpone" by Ben Jonson in class and I realized that British humor really hasn't changed that much over the years (the play is from 1606). It's a lot of banter that you really have to listen to to get. I'd provide an example from the play but you're better off just reading it yourself. Check out this poster I found for an old performance of it:

Just awesome.

What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse

Nothing really interesting on this end. I have been struck with a terrible illness and I pray that the cause is only allergies from the intense wind and not a virus. I've been playing "Castlevania" lately and I desperately wanted to play today but I didn't want to sit in my basement...in the cold...and the dark...very fitting for a "Castlevania" game but not for my condition. I just bought a used copy of "Lament of Innocence" for ten dollars and it's a lot of fun. Hot whip-on-demon action. It's funny how I play because I know there's a bunch of combos to perform but I'm kind a of button-masher so Leon just ends up flailing. Speaking of Leon...

Good God, Kojima Ayami is a goddess of an artist. Her androgynous illustrations of the "Castlevania" cast are like the music of Yamane Michiru: they define the series (interesting, both women. Dracula loves his ladies). Anyway, it's a great game. It's dark as hell (both figuratively and literally) and it leaves a great unsettled feeling in the pit of the stomach during and after playing. Highly recommended to fans of "Castlevania" and fun games. I've also been playing "Symphony of the Night," which I've had for a while. There's not much I can say about it that hasn't been said already. It's a classic for a reason, folks. Well, two reasons: it's fun and...

Come on , now. Alucard is every game gal's fantasy boyfriend. Alucard and papa Dracula are the best vampires ever. They would destroy all of those "Twilight" wannabees. Well, I have nothing left to say, so here's some eye candy of Leon:

And Alucard:

and, of course, the big boy himself, Dracula: