1) Date girls who are "ugly" and/or have very little to no self esteem so they won't cheat on us and we can cheat on them without them leaving us. (that's why we have shows like this):
and 2):
Ladies, don't settle for a tool because you're desperate for a relationship. And don't put yourself out there like this:
Speaking of tools, True Hollywood Story: Bret Michaels is on Friday Night on E! so be there or be square!
I'm assuming this is his sans-plastic surgery look.
