Demetri Martin is a Good 35

But that's beside the point. Rummaging around Adult Swim's website is fun. It truly is the place "where spare time goes to die" (my other favorite Adult Swim slogan: "Powered by clown tears"). I stumbled upon the link to this website: http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ and found this:

This in not why you're fat. This is why you're DEAD. I can't believe that's available in a store! For actual purchase! That can't be real...are they really trying to KILL people? One thousand one hundred seventy percent of the average daily cholesterol value? Jesus, what are pigs THINKING? Death thoughts? "Oh, they're gonna slaughter me so I better think about human holocaust or something so I can get my posthumous revenge." Thus comes the cholesterol that KILLS INSTANTLY.
Or, maybe the pigs simply think about suicide all the time, like this:

That's a risk of death. So is eating those pork brains...more so a certainty of death, actually, with the pork brains. Still...

Demetri Martin is a good 35.