Never in a Million Years

Would I have ever thunk I'd be writing one of these. Out of sheer boredom, here I am, ready to share my boredom with the small percentage of the world that will stumble upon my humble wares. I'll do my best to update this little diddy when something relatively interesting introduces itself to my life (and I accept it, of course). For now, a sample of what to expect:

Make of it what you will.